whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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