i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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