No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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