i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Let's get the cat blown out
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
