Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
its liver damage thursday
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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