my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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