I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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