yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You need Xanax blowdarts
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Holy shit dude........stairs
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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