two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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