I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
