I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
