she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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