its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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