I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
its not stalking. its research.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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