i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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