In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
