You work out of a Hotel?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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