Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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