My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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