I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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