Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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