Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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