i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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