Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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