just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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