Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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