Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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