dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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