So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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