Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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