He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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