i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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