Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So much rum. So many feels.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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