i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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