I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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