doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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