Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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