Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Never joke about your clitoris.
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