If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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