The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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