STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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