I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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