Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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