It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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