That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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