Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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