No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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