i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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