Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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