You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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