Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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